My Family

My family is funny

They say they haven’t any money.

But when it comes to parties

They really are quite smarties

I have a sister, Maya

Who hasn’t any brain

We told her to catch the school bus

But instead she caught the train!

I have a dad called Tim

He never hits the gym

He always wants a trim

And never sings a hymn

I have a mum called Tina

She really is quite a hyena.

If you get in her way

Don’t forget to pray.

I have a grandpa called Mike,

Who always rides his bike,

He is quite fond of those few cows

For which the whole village often browse.

It’s funny what some people are like. 

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